Call Me an Ambulance
Mar 14th, 2013 by admin

A man injured in his car accident, he called 911 for help.

Man said, “Operator, operator, please call me an ambulance immediately”.

Operator replied, “Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!”

9 votes, 4.33 avg. rating (85% score)
Benefits of Being Bilingual
Feb 4th, 2013 by admin

A cat was chasing couple of mice.

When the mice were trapped by the cat, one of them turned around and started barking, “Woof…Woof…Woof”.

The cat got scared and ran away.

When the mouse asked his mother about cat’s retreat, she said with smile, “My son, this is benefit of learning two languages”.

5 votes, 4.20 avg. rating (83% score)
Touching Hurts
Jan 31st, 2013 by admin

A boy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my foot, it really hurts. If I touch my elbow – AAH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you,  you have broken your finger!”

6 votes, 5.00 avg. rating (97% score)
Death by Magician’s Trick
Nov 25th, 2012 by admin

During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man with his wife went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing trick,  from the back of the theatre the man yelled at magician, “How’d you do that trick?”

“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”

After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”

5 votes, 4.40 avg. rating (86% score)
Essay on Dog by Little Johnny
Nov 20th, 2012 by admin

Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”

Did you copy hers?, she asked.

Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”

4 votes, 5.00 avg. rating (95% score)
Its All about You
Oct 12th, 2012 by admin

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – U’r Hardworking
I – I’m J – Just K – Kidding

9 votes, 4.22 avg. rating (83% score)
I Miss You
Oct 12th, 2012 by admin

I am gonna write on all bricks , “I MISS you” and wish one fall on your head….so that you’ll come 2 know how it hurts when you miss someone .

6 votes, 4.83 avg. rating (94% score)
Chambers of Heart
Oct 12th, 2012 by admin

There are 3 chambers in my heart.

1 for ALLAH
1 for DAD
1 for MOM
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7 votes, 3.43 avg. rating (69% score)
Smile! It Costs Nothing
Oct 12th, 2012 by admin

If u r stressed, you’ll get pimples.. if u cry,u’ll get wrinkles.. So, y don’t u smile & get dimples?

6 votes, 3.50 avg. rating (71% score)
Friends are like Balloons
Oct 12th, 2012 by admin

FRIENDS are like balloons; once you let them go, you can’t ever bring them back. Thats why i’ll tie you tight to my heart. You are too precious for me.

3 votes, 4.33 avg. rating (84% score)
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